Friday, January 28, 2011

A Falling Out

As you surely remember, Lucy got a new friend for Christmas. She was all nonchalant and pretended she didn't care about her new friend. She pushed him aside and ignored him. So we put him in her dog food container so he would smell yummy delicious like her food. Then she decided she liked her friend and licked him and loved him. Then he stopped smelling like dog food and she pushed him aside again.

Lucy and her friend have had a falling out. I noticed she had been pulling out some of his little "fur" things, but I thought it was possible that she was trying to show him affection. This morning when I went to let her outside (it is far too cold to make her sleep outside at night), I found the massacre. You can even see the poor Loofa Dog grimacing in pain. He has been granted a temporary restraining order, and hopefully will soon enter the witness protection program located at the local dump.

Poor thing never hand a chance...


BKWilliams said...

You are Lucy's true friend and she did not want to hurt your feelings by paying attention to the other friend. You need to get her one of those "animals" that are made without stuffing materials.